The "Hard time choosing a Javascript framework" song

The singer struggles with the agony of choosing between JavaScript frameworks such as Angular, React, Vue and Node.js. His frustration escalates until he finally makes a surprising decision.

Nonsensical Records

54689 Irrhausen
Rhineland-Palatinate, Germany, Europe
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Lyrics:

In the land of codes and command lines,
Angular’s promises were once divine.
But the versions keep changing, like a flickering shine,
And the learning curve's more like a steep incline.

Oh React, you're so popular and cool,
With your JSX syntax, you make me drool.
But your state management gives me the blues,
And Redux...oh Redux just adds to my dues.

(Chorus)

Oh, JavaScript frameworks, driving me mad,
Can't decide which is good, which is bad.
Node, Vue, Ember, React, and Angular,
Choosing one's like catching a singular, 
In a sea of versions, dependencies, and changes,
In the wild world of code, where nothing manages.

(Verse 2)

Then there's Vue, so elegant and nice,
But it's still young, and that's the dice.
Ember's convention over configuration,
Seems a bit too much automation.

Node.js for server-side, they say,
But it's JavaScript all the way!
Too much asynchronous, too little sleep,
Promises and callbacks make me weep!

(Chorus)

Oh, JavaScript frameworks, give me a break,
How many more decisions do I have to make?
Each has promise, each has a pit,
I just want to code, not deal with this...bit. 

(Bridge)

Deno enters, says Node is old,
But it's new in town, not so bold.
TypeScript boasts with types and classes,
But transpiling code? I need more glasses!

(Chorus)

Oh, JavaScript frameworks, what's your deal?
To choose just one, I need nerves of steel.
You challenge my sanity, my peace and calm,
I should've been a shepherd, living on a farm!

(Outro)

In the end, I chose them all, yes indeed,
Turns out, I'm building a JavaScript breed.
My own framework, that's the surprise,
Wholly unpredictable, but oh so... wise?

Oh, JavaScript frameworks, you ignited the flame,
I've got you to thank, when they chant my name.
The journey was crazy, but I found my path,
And all I needed was a soothing...bath!

(Finale)

 JavaScript frameworks, you inspired my song,
The road was tough, winding and long.
But now it's clear, as clear as can be,
The best JavaScript framework is...me!

Project
Location: Silicon Valley, Kalifornien
Date: Jun 2024
Music Production Project Properties
Music Genre: Singer / Songwriter
Lyrics Language: English
Topic of the music: Work / Everyday life, Frustration
Mood: Cheerful
Singing: Male singing voice
BPM (beats per minute): Moderate (60-120 BPM)
Instrumentation: Wind instruments > Flute, Keyboard instruments > Piano, Percussion instruments > Drums
Recording Quality: MP3 (192 kbps)
Music AI model used: Suno v3.5
Text AI model used: GPT-4
Cover Design & Visualization Project Properties
Cover Style: Illustration
Cover Props: Computer
Expression of the person(s): Strained
Image AI model / style used: DALL-E 3 via Copilot

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