Lyrics:

(Verse 1)
Yo, let me ask you straight, ever used A.W.S.?
Takes a whole team to set it up, can’t get by with less,
Heroku won’t do if you want to impress,
Need scalable systems, no room for guess.

Kubernetes, Cassandra, Kafka and Spark,
35 years of grind, never left in the dark.
Big mobile apps, local web platforms vast,
Data integration, data processing, moving fast.

(Chorus x2)
Huge data migration, I'm the man with the plan.
Rolling in A.W.S. credits, making stacks like I’m the man,
Never launched to the real world, internal game,
Big dollars, Big Data, in this tech game I reign.

(Verse 2)
Speaking of metaphors, let's talk of Facebook,
Data storage fail-safe, got a unique hook,
Hybrid, native, cloud redundant, on the books,
Got to think about processes, not as easy as it looks.

You need a DevOps guy on call every single hour,
Toss JavaScript, Java's got the power.
Statically typed, file safe, tower,
Rust is playmobil — no integration, no devour.

(Chorus x2)
Huge data migration, I'm the man with the tour.
Rolling in A.W.S. credits, opening every door,
Never launched to the real world, internal score,
Big dollars, Big Data, got this tech game galore.

(Verse 3)
White box testing, black box, hot box too,
Endurance, spike, availability, the whole crew.
JUnit testing doesn't get you very far,
Deployment, integration pipelines, reaching for the stars.

Got teams for everything, you need to understand,
Agile's not the answer, need something more grand.
Look at your code, then look at the bin,
Throw it in the trash, that's where you begin.

(Chorus x2)
Huge data migration, I'm the tech kingpin.
Rolling in A.W.S. credits, it's a win-win,
Never launched to the real world, ain't no sin,
Big dollars, Big Data, making the tech world spin.

(Outro)
Can't just use Amazon S3, Docker, Kubernetes,
Need a whole team to set up, no substitutes.
Load testing, spike testing, it's a tech pursuit,
I know it sounds simple, but it’s all in the execution.

(End)
Yeah, tech game life, ain't it a thrill?
35.5 years, still climbing that hill,
Big dollars, Big Data, got time to kill,
In the world of tech, I'm the king of the hill.