Schnuller Syndikat

A creative music studio run by overtired parents who conjure fresh beats from the hustle and bustle of everyday life with children. Whether rap or indie, every note speaks of the parental madness amidst laundry, latte macchiatos and late-night recordings.
Torstraße
10 Berlin
Unreal
Berlin, Germany, Europe

About us

Who we are

We're two exhausted parents who decided to start our own music studio in the heart of Berlin's Mitte district, nestled between cargo bike parking lots and organic lemonade hotspots. Instead of Netflix nights, we're having sleepless studio sessions, while the coffee machine purrs nonstop and the children's paintings on the walls shake.

What we do

Whether it's a hip-hop banger, a dreamy indie sound, or brutal metal – we transform your parenting stories into songs that unfold between pacifier chaos and daycare drama. Our lyrics hit the spot when it comes to laundry basket Tetris, triple-layered under-eye bags, and the silent longing for the next espresso.

Why Berlin-Mitte

Because nowhere else does time fly by so quickly, while you're sipping your vegan oat flat white while simultaneously pushing the stroller over cobblestones with one hand. This is where hipster culture and daycare stress collide—and that's exactly what makes our songs authentic and packed with everyday humor.

Who we are there for

Our music is for everyone who's finally waking up in the morning chaos after their second latte macchiato, but still wants to keep up with the beats. Whether you sing, rap, or just secretly practice in the shower – we'll give your parental madness a funky sound.

Our studio spirit

We believe that every tired eye bag can turn into a creative firework if you sing about it loudly enough. So come in, breathe in the scent of frothed milk (and maybe a growing pile of diapers), and let's turn your experiences into musical earworms together!

Studio size: 1-10 employees

Founding year: 2022

Legal form: Familienstiftung

Primary language: German

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