Heul Leiser Records – where we celebrate the art of making everyone else look ridiculously small. We craft hits with so much swagger, even your reflection will blush. Of course, it takes a world-class label like us to snuff out your last shreds of originality and deliver our own devised, emotionally super-luxurious track.

Our tracks are the soundtrack for those who prefer the exclusive VIP stamp on their faces to humility. Whether you have 50,000 followers or 5 million, we'll tell you plainly that there's only one goal: to marvel at our blatantly superior, glittering aura. We invented the filters that make it look like we're surrounded by gems and champagne bottles 24/7—and let us tell you: You can't even borrow that illusion.

Not convinced? Then shamefacedly scroll through our Instagram posts while we wallow in self-love. We're flying the flag of haughty entertainment—and no one shines brighter than us.