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Ich habe letztens versucht, unsichtbare Tinte zu kaufen… Ich habe sie aber nicht gefunden.
Wie nennt man einen Bumerang, der nicht zurückkommt? – Einen Stock.
Wieso können Skelette nicht lügen? – Weil man sie sofort durchschaut.
Was ist das Gegenteil von Frühlingserwachen? – Spätabends einschlafen.

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Was ist weiß und stört beim Essen? – Eine Lawine.
Was macht ein Clown im Büro? – Faxen.
Warum fliegen Vögel im Winter nach Süden? – Weil es zu weit ist, um zu laufen!
Was ist groß, grau und telefoniert aus dem Dschungel? – Ein Telefant.

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Was macht ein unentschlossener Regenwurm? – Er ringt mit sich selbst.
Was sagt ein Einarmiger, der in den Secondhand-Laden geht? – „Hier bin ich richtig!“
Wie nennt man einen Zauberer ohne Zauberstab? – Einen Zauberluuser.
Was ist das Lieblingsessen eines Elektrikers? – Strippchen mit Kabeljau.

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Wieso ging das Huhn über die Straße? – Um zu zeigen, dass es geht!
Was sagt ein Schneemann zum anderen Schneemann? – „Riechst du auch Karotten?“
Warum gehen Ameisen nicht in die Kirche? – Weil sie In-sekten sind.
Welcher Zahn tut immer weh? – Der Zahn der Zeit.

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Lyrics (Translated):

I tried to buy invisible ink the other day... but I couldn't find it.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? – A stick.
Why can't skeletons lie? – Because you can see through them immediately.
What's the opposite of spring awakening? – Falling asleep late at night.

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What's white and bothers you while eating? – An avalanche.
What does a clown do in the office? – Fax.
Why do birds fly south in winter? Because it's too far to walk!
What's big, gray, and makes a phone call from the jungle? – A telephant.

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What does an indecisive earthworm do? – It wrestles with itself.
What does a one-armed man say when he goes into a secondhand store? – “This is the right place for me!”
What do you call a magician without a magic wand? – A magician.
What's an electrician's favorite food? – Strippchen with cod.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? – To show that it's possible!
What does one snowman say to another snowman? – "Do you smell carrots too?"
Why don't ants go to church? – Because they're insects.
Which tooth always hurts? – The ravages of time.

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Background:

Dad jokes are short, mostly harmless wordplay or jokes with a predictable or seemingly simple punchline, often so flat or dry that they are entertaining for the sake of it. They are typically delivered with a markedly self-deprecating conviction and are particularly prevalent in English-speaking cultures. Dad jokes have the following characteristics:

• They are usually very simple and often linked to a play on words.
• In many cases, their punchline can be easily “anticipated” and often triggers a smile or even a bored groan.
• A typical example: "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"

Although dad jokes are sometimes considered “unfunny,” their embarrassment gives them their own charm and they are often shared among family and friends.