Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Yo! I’m disruptin’ my toaster, reinventin’ the spoon,
Just raised ten mil for a crypto balloon.
My hoodie’s my armor, my sandals my crown,
I speak in code - nouns get funded, verbs get down.
Decentralized dreams in a vertical stack,
Put AI on my mirror - it compliments back.
I’m runnin’ twelve apps just to breathe in peace,
One tracks oxygen, the other self-esteem release.
[Hook]
I’m a Tech Bro, call me Saint Algorithm,
Givin’ sermons ‘bout freedom - while sellin’ your rhythm.
Automation Nation, salvation through code,
Blessed be the data, the upload, the mode!
(voice sample: “That’s not a bug, it’s a feature, bro!”)
[Verse 2]
Yeah, empathy’s cute but ROI’s cuter,
Replace your shrink with my Mood Computer.
Why talk to people when I can just scale?
My chatbot says “love you” and never gets stale.
They say “human touch” - I say “firmware patch.”
Need emotions? Just hit /attach.
We gamify souls, monetize care,
Turn mindfulness apps into billionaire lairs.
[Hook]
I’m a Tech Bro, call me Chief Disruptor,
Saving mankind from its own structure.
Upload your feelings to the blockchain’s heart,
Version 2.0 of the human part.
[Bridge]
I got a PhD in hustle and a minor in Mars,
I measure success in electric cars.
I hire poets to write my tweets,
Then praise creativity - in quarterly sheets.
My startup motto’s on a neon wall:
“Fail fast, fail forward - but you take the fall!”
(spoken interlude)
“See, the thing about ethics is… it’s basically optional. Like dark mode.”
[Verse 3]
I dream in PowerPoint, I bleed in streams,
Got vision boards of dystopian memes.
My AI wrote a sonnet - about me, bro!
It rhymed “genius” with “IPO.”
Tech’s my temple, the code’s my creed,
We feed on greed seeds and call it speed.
They say the future’s lost - but that’s just fear,
I’ll sell it back to you, subscription tier!
[Hook – extended]
Yeah, I’m a Tech Bro, god of the grid,
Wrote a manifesto nobody read but did.
Automation Nation, dystopia chic,
We replaced your job and made it antique.
(Outro)
“Reboot soul. Version update required.”
[Final line – shouted:]
BROTOCOL COMPLETE!
| Location: | Silicon Valley, Kalifornien |
|---|---|
| Date: | Oct 2025 |
| Music Genre: | Hip Hop > Underground, Singer / Songwriter, Urban > HipHop |
|---|---|
| Lyrics Language: | English |
| Topic of the music: | Self-love / Self-esteem, Work / Everyday life, Luxury / Wealth |
| Mood: | Energetically |
| Singing: | Male singing voice |
| BPM (beats per minute): | Fast (120-180 BPM) |
| Instrumentation: | String instruments > Acoustic guitar, String instruments > Electric guitar, Keyboard instruments > Synthesizers, Percussion instruments > Drums, Other > Drum Machine/Sampler |
| Recording Quality: | MP3 (192 kbps) |
| Music AI model used: | Suno v5 |
| Text AI model used: | GPT-5 |
| Cover Style: | Photography |
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| Cover Props: | Guitar, Workwear, Computer |
| Expression of the person(s): | Committed |
| Image AI model / style used: | Midjourney 7 |
